Monday, March 29, 2010

Jennifer's Body [2009]

Jennifer is really hot. Jennifer has big tits. Jennifer will seduce you. Jennifer will eat you. Jennifer is probably not a human.

I’m sorry but there’s really not much to like about this film. I’m typing this “review” with 40 minutes left in the film – and I’ve already decided that there’s not much that will make it better enough to give it more than a 2 out of 5. The Diablo Cody school of unbelievable dialogue simply starts and stops at Juno’s front door – and should not continue past. Lookie there – Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried are kissing – see I knew it’d earn it’s 2 out of 5 - one more point than the director's previous film Aeon Flux (that should say enough).

[directed by Karyn Kusama]

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