Showing posts with label spoiler alert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spoiler alert. Show all posts

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Spoiler Alert: Manos: The Hands of Fate

The Master decides to sacrifice both his first wife and Torgo (his man-goat servant). Michael barricades his wife Margaret and his daughter Debbie in a room – but The Master gets in anyways. Michael shoots several shots point blank into The Master’s face – to no affect – the screen fades to black. We see Margaret and Debbie have become new wives of The Master – and Michael has taken the place of Torgo and greets another unsuspecting couple.

The End?

Yes.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Spoiler Alert: Tank Girl


After discovering that the W&P killed their beloved creator – the Rippers (half-human half-kangaroo creatures) agree to help Tank Girl and Jet Girl take down the W&P and save Sam. A Ripper dies – Jet Girl takes care of Sgt. Small – Tank Girl discovers Kesslee is now cybernetic – shoots beer at him through her tank and dumps water on him to freeze up his gears – and she finishes him off with some needle.

Now, go clean out the gutters – you don’t need to waste your time.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Spoiler Alert: 3000 Miles to Graceland

Michael though looking like he wasn’t going to make it – survives the massive gun fights at the end because he’s wearing a bulletproof vest. He runs off with Jesse & Cybil and the money – and they all sail away together on a boat named ‘Graceland’ with the implications he’s one of Elvis’ illegitimate children.

You’re welcome.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Spoiler Alert: The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy

People frown upon others spoiling the ending of movies - if the movie is good enough though you can know the ending but enjoy the journey anyway. Some movies though really don't have a good enough journey - or a good enough ending... So, it won't matter if I take the liberty and destroy the movie right in front of your eyes!!!

The first movie I will ruin for you is: The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy


Evil Dr. Krupp (or more commonly known as 'The Bat') builds a cardboard box robot to steal a treasure from the Aztec Mummy's tomb. The robot gets into a shoving match with the Aztec mummy for maybe a minute at the very very end - after the movie builds up to this advertised clash - and the movie kind of just stops - Mummy wins!


Until you realize the robot spun off his own sequels!!